{"title":"Blummer Custom Video Services","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlummer custom reviewed video services: pets, jokes, objects, characters, and short comedy clips. Manually fulfilled digital services, not Printful merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"talk-to-anything-custom-talking-video","title":"Blummer: Make Your Joke Character Or Pet Talk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your Blummer-style joke character, pet, object, toaster, mascot, or drawing talk.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend us one image and one short line. We turn it into a short reviewed talking MP4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hook:\u003c\/strong\u003e bark, meow, beep, or make the first weird noise, then the character says, \u003cem\u003eI can speak your language now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStarter clip:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 7-10 seconds. Regular price is $20. Use launch code \u003cstrong\u003eTALK66\u003c\/strong\u003e while available to bring the price to $9.66 before tax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace the order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eReply to your order confirmation with the image, the exact line, and any notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWe create the short talking MP4 in our private studio.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWe review it before delivery, then send the finished MP4 back to your email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e joke characters, dogs, cats, mascots, toys, old pet photos, drawings, and ridiculous objects that deserve a voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne image and one speaker are included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-pet scenes, multiple characters, longer clips, coach videos, art explainers, lessons, and club packages are separate products or quoted upgrades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy ordering, you confirm you own or have permission to use the image and message. Baby or child clips require parent or guardian permission and family-safe content only. We may refuse unsafe, hateful, sexual, illegal, impersonation, harassment, or rights-problem requests. Animation quality depends on the image; we do our best, but we do not promise perfect likeness, perfect lip sync, or instant delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blummer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67571350110253,"sku":"BLUMMER-TALKING-STARTER","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/5396\/9197\/files\/blummer_joke_character_video.jpg?v=1790201104"}],"url":"https:\/\/usasportsclub.com\/collections\/blummer-custom-video-services.oembed","provider":"USA SPORTS CLUB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}